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Buy a fucking shovel!

Spam comes in various forms, some rather tedious, some just plain offensive. This, however, is one of the greatest unsolicited sales emails I’ve ever received:

Well? Have you done it yet? No of course you haven’t. So, here’s the gentle reminder you signed up for:

BUY A FUCKING SHOVEL!

Also, buy a sledge, and some grit.

Go on, buy a shovel RIGHT NOW. Just think how smug you’ll feel this winter when the Snowpocalypse inevitably takes everybody else by surprise.

Here’s a referral link to a very lovely shovel on Amazon (anything you buy through this link will earn us money towards the purchase of our own shovels):

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0038JEIGM?ie=UTF8&tag=googlesightse-21&linkCode=shr&camp=3194&creative=21330&creativeASIN=B0038JEIGM

You really should do it now, as we won’t be reminding you again (in fact by the time you read this, we’ll already have deleted your email address).

Have a great winter!

Lots of love,

Your friendly shovel-buying-reminder team.
http://buyafuckingshovel.com/

The handy work of these fellas: http://rotacoo.com/

So very, very tempting…

Comments & Opinion

4 Responses. Have your say.

  1. Dahlia, on , said:

    who ever you are about a shovel.
    you are intriguing, and if this happens to be your face
    http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1345585332/195271_506353122_8272695_n.jpg
    then you are some kind of handsome

    it’s funny, the uk, amazon says “add to basket” as for the american version it simply says, “add to cart.”

    I can say I loathe being American.

    But again, your mystery is alluring.
    and so say mine.

    Sure you didn’t buy the shovel….I hope

    Dahlia

    • Nathan, on , said:

      No Dahlia, I didn’t buy a shovel, as tempted as I was!

  2. Hi Nathan,

    Thanks for the link. However, the email wasn’t unsolicited – we sent that to everyone who signed up for the reminder on http://buyafuckingshovel.com/. You probably signed up way back in December 2010.

    Cheers

    James

  3. Dad, on , said:

    Nathan

    Please dont sweare young gun

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